Schmeek and Simon's Drunken Ramblings From After the Sixth Form Leaver's Ball

(Walking Back)

Simon: "Look conkers! Why do they have conkers in the autumn cos then it's coming up to winter and it's cold. Why don't they have conkers in the summer so you can be warm cos it's summer and play with conkers?!".

 

Schmeek: "That's the clinic where Clare's mum works, and that's the Sports Centre, in case you couldn't read."

 

Police car drives past:

Simon: "I thought they were going to stop, ask us why we're out so late past the curfew and say, "you're fined £5000" to us. I just heard them braking as the car was coming past and thought they were going to stop. Actually when you walk home late at night do you ever sort of hear a car coming up behind you and slowing down as if it was going to stop next to you? That can be quite scary when you're drunk".

 

About 4am:

Schmeek: "We're running out of ideas for this website."

Simon: "Let's do that animation of Andy as a yeti, we can get a picture of a yeti from clipart and give it Andy's head."

 

About 5am:

Schmeek: "I really can't think about this now, I need to go to sleep."

Simon: "OK, if you really want to, I'm not tired at all now. 'night."

 

About 11:30am:

Simon: "That's perfect."

Simon (on the phone): "Yes mum, I got loads of sleep"

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